About Fucking Time!

It still pisses me off that they keep referring to this asshole as the "accused" Fort Hood shooter. Sorry, but if 40 people fucking saw you do it, then YOU FUCKING DID IT! HE IS THE FUCKING FORT HOOD SHOOTER!

Anyhwho, he's now facing the death penalty! Hurray! This calls for a....

Seriously America?

 My facebook is now inundated with people posting in outrage about the Casey Anthony verdict. I've avoided mentioning it before, and this is going to be my only comment on the subject for a number of reasons. Here goes...

Our legal system is built on the idea that all suspects are innocent until proven guilty. It is therefore the burden of the state to provide sufficient evidence that someone has clearly committed a crime. If the prosecution fails to find enough evidence, or as in this case, goes to trial before sufficient evidence has been found then the suspect (more times than not) goes free. In this case, the only evidence to support Casey killing her daughter was circumstantial at best. While I think there is a high likelihood that she did it (who else? did OJ sneak in and do it?) there simply is not enough physical proof to connect the dots with enough certainty to convince a jury.

At the end of the day, without any credible material witnesses, the prosecution cannot prove that a murder has occurred. At that point, they are left with a dead child who's demise was not reported for an excessive amount of time. This still plays into a conviction of wrong doing (as evidenced by the juries findings), but is much less satisfying for the grandparents in particular, but also the news-hungry mainstream media (as well as the rest of us ravenous devourers of current events).

At the end of the day, it is the news media that takes the blame for pushing this case to trial before a strong case could be built. With so much public outcry, the prosecution was forced to present a less-than-perfect picture of a horrifying criminal act that (had they had more time and less pressure) might have lead to a murder 1 conviction and a chance for Ms. Anthony to ride the lightning.

Top Ten Things I hope to Hear during the Sentencing of the Ft Hood Shooter

Here now are the top things I hope to hear during the sentencing of this cockbag who killed his fellow soldiers and didn't have the courage to just fucking die already and save us all the trouble.

10. "...beaten repeatedly with pork chops..."
9. "...excessively throat punched..."
8. "...non-fatal wounds as a result of bacon-filled hollow points..."
7. "...clean the grease trap of every barbecue pork joint that requests it..."
6. "...cock punched by 70 middle aged midgets with brass knuckles..."
5. "...hold rifle targets at Ft Hood qualifying range..."
4. "...pork lard enema..."
3. "...ham bullet..."
2. "...pig bone coffin..."
1. "...a sociopathic, self centered, homicidal fucktard who is unworthy to wear the uniform of the United States Army. This being a time of war, the Ft Hood commanding General has every right to drag his dumb ass out on the front lawn, shove a ham sandwich up his shit pipe and put two in the back of his skull. Say hi to allah for me, mother fucker!'

Top Ten Things I hope to Hear during the Sentencing of the Tucson Massacre Shooter

Here now are the top 5 phrases I hope to hear included during the final sentencing of the Tucson shooter.

5. "...shall be excessively throat punched..."
4. "...electric-hanging-injector chair..."
3. "...cock punched by Mike Tyson..."
2. "...until extra crispy..."
1. "...kicked in the nuts by NFL place kickers until he cries like a whiny bitch..."