Top Ten Things I hope to Hear during the Sentencing of the Tucson Massacre Shooter

Here now are the top 5 phrases I hope to hear included during the final sentencing of the Tucson shooter.

5. "...shall be excessively throat punched..."
4. "...electric-hanging-injector chair..."
3. "...cock punched by Mike Tyson..."
2. "...until extra crispy..."
1. "...kicked in the nuts by NFL place kickers until he cries like a whiny bitch..."