Monday, August 1, 2011

Louisiana Residents

Is it really all that difficult to be on time? Or be prepared? Apparently it is for people in Louisiana. Today, I will be spotlighting one such incident on 'Fuck You Louisiana!'

If someone responds to your ad on craigslist or wherever, and you set up a time and place to meet, it is generally considered pretty simple to show up on time. Unless you live in Louisiana. In that case, you show up 20 minutes late. In addition, you also tell me that you didn't bring exact change because you where never intending on paying my asking price (notice how they think its an asking price; its not. It's the price, damn it!). This adds another 20 fucking minutes to what should have only taken 5 at the most. So in summary...

Fuck You Louisiana!
Sincerely, me

Friday, July 22, 2011

Monday, July 18, 2011

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

 Dear Libertychicklive (youtube username),

We hope you burn in hell. If there is any justice in the universe, 30 dudes will break down that door behind you and rape your asshole.

Sincerely,
The Troops

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Seriously, who the fuck do you think you are? Are you that one chick who listens to every word her college professors say and then spout it on youtube later? If you want to blame someone for the faults of the military industrial complex, maybe you should blame the fucking military industrial complex! Leave the average military member out of it.