Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Fuck You Louisiana! A Fourth of July Special!

 This special fourth of July edition of 'Fuck You Louisiana!!' is dedicated to a select number of residents in DeRidder, LA who demonstrated this very topic over the weekend.

First off, let me say that there is a difference between rednecks and white trash. What is it you say?Well, it's very simple: We both enjoy shooting guns. The difference ends when our white trash brethren decide to fire theirs into the air. On the Sunday night before the fourth of July. In the middle of a residential neighborhood.
Put the fucking shotgun away, ok cooter? Save it for duck season out on the bayou where the only people you can maim will be you and your dumb ass buddies.

Fuck you Louisiana!
sincerely, me

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